Actually, No.

The problem with having a big brother waiting outside school is that eventually someone points at him.

In eighth grade, my brother was a senior in high school and, in my mind, somewhere between a bodyguard and a legend.

Everybody loved him. He didn’t drink. He didn’t swear. Kids used to joke that he would bring a six-pack of Yoo-hoo to a party instead of beer because he was Mormon. But when he showed up, he was the life of the party. He danced like a boss and somehow brought the good time one hundred percent sober.

Still, he was big and tough. A football player with broad shoulders and a quiet confidence that made people think twice before mouthing off. He wasn’t a troublemaker, but he would absolutely stand up for what was right. He wasn’t afraid to use his size to do it.

One year he decided to get a mohawk and an earring.

Which was hilarious, because underneath it he was still the same strait-laced Mormon kid. He looked like someone you probably didn’t want to mess with. Part punk rocker, part Sunday School teacher.

He drove an old yellow Datsun that rattled when it started.

High school got out earlier than junior high, so most afternoons he would leave his school and come pick me up. He parked on the side street next to my school and waited for me to come out when the bell rang.

From the windows of my eighth grade science class, you could see that street.

Some days I would glance outside and spot the little yellow Datsun sitting there, my brother behind the wheel, his mohawk sticking up above the steering wheel like a warning sign.

It made me feel safe.

Which unfortunately became part of the problem.

My eighth grade science teacher was Miss Walker. She looked like a bowling ball balanced on two skinny legs. She had long straight hair that hung all the way down to her waist. She carried the quiet, slightly mystical vibe of someone who probably owned a closet full of tie dye somewhere at home.

Garrett had decided sometime that year that I was a good sport.

He had a maniacal laugh. He was loud, relentless, and impossible to ignore.

His face always looked like it was enjoying somebody else’s discomfort.

That day in science class, he was on a roll.

He was teasing me about something. I don’t even remember what. The laughter kept building and his buddies kept egging him on.

Finally I said, “You better shut your mouth.”

He leaned closer, grinning.

“Or what?”

Then he pointed out the classroom window.

“Are you going to get your big bad brother to beat me up?”

Outside on the side street sat the yellow Datsun, exactly where it always was. My brother sat behind the wheel.

The whole class turned to look.

Garrett laughed even harder.

I looked right at him and said, “Actually, no.”

I paused.

For a split second the whole room went quiet.

Then I punched him.

Square in the face.

The classroom exploded. Kids shouted, chairs scraped.

Someone yelled “OHHHH!” like we were ringside.

Garrett staggered backward, completely shocked.

And then instinct took over.

I jumped on his back like a monkey.

Fists flying. Punching, swinging, hitting whatever I could reach. I had absolutely no strategy, just a sudden, feral determination to end the laughter.

A couple kids rushed forward like they were about to pull me off him.

Miss Walker stepped in front of them.

She held out her arms.

Blocked them.

And let it happen. The room turned into pure noise.

Finally she stepped forward, gently grabbed my arm and said calmly,

“Okay. That is enough, Molly.”

Garrett scrambled to grab his books and ran out of the classroom just as the bell rang.

I stood there stunned.

I was absolutely certain I was about to be marched straight to the principal’s office.

Instead Miss Walker walked over and asked softly, “Are you okay?”

I nodded.

She handed me my backpack, patted my shoulder, and said quietly,

“You know. He deserved it.”

Then she sent me on my way.

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The real test came the next morning.

Garrett and I had English together. The smart kids class.

As I walked into the room, my stomach twisted. I was sure his friends were going to destroy me.

Instead, Chad, Garrett’s best buddy who had always been decent to me, started it.

Chad was usually the guy who tried to neutralize things when Garrett got going. The one who would mutter “alright dude, that is enough” when the teasing went too far.

That morning, though, he leaned back in his chair, looked at Garrett’s swollen lip, and started chanting.

Dun dun dun dun…

A couple other kids joined in.

Dun dun dun dun…

Within seconds half the class was chanting the Rocky theme, all of it aimed at Garrett.

He sat there with a fat busted lip while the chant kept rolling.

“Shut up,” he snapped.

They didn’t.

More chanting.

More pointing.

More laughter.

As I walked to my desk, Ava, the girl who sat in front of me, turned around and held up her hand for a high five.

I slapped it without even thinking.

Garrett sat there fuming, trying to glare everyone into silence.

Then, for just a second, his eyes landed on me.

The room was still chanting.

He just stared.

Yesterday I was the girl with the big brother waiting outside.

Today I was the girl who broke his lip.

Garrett sat there staring for a moment while the chanting kept rolling around the room.

Then he looked away first.

After that, he never bullied me again.

Not because my brother was parked outside in his yellow Datsun.

But because Garrett learned something that day.

Something I hadn’t known about myself until the moment my fist connected with his face.

Turns out I swing.